Old Faithful
A slang term for shaking up a beer, inserting it into a woman’s vagina, and then proceeding to take it out to watch it squirt like crazy into the air.

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
A disease caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). The disease involves weakening of the immune system until it is unable to fight opportunistic infections.

San Jose Slugger
Drug a midget (or little person) and position him or her to swing into the doorway once a person opens the door. After the foreplay, tell your partner you want to take the party (in the other room). Let them lead, and once they open the door and get struck by the knocked out midget, you pull your partner’s pants down and begin banging her ass. The combo of an upside midget face and you banging her ass will knock her out, making your job easier.

Texas Prospector
When screwing her in the ass, take a piss, then pull out and yell, «YEEHAW, WE DUN STRUCK OIL!»

Blue Balls
Slang expression for pain in the groinal area due to prolonged vasocongestion.